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  1. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    If we hug a little tighter,
    our hearts will be a little closer.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    guys i find attractive
    famous
    taken
    psychologically disturbed
    twice my age
    not real
    dead
    gay
    all of the above

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    slútty girl: ugh, my throat hurts.
    me: i bet your knees do, too.
    slútty girl: what?
    me: what?

  5. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    The national animal of Scotland is the
    UNICORN
    alright. i'm moving.

  6. YourFavoriteHipsterChick YourFavoriteHipsterChick
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:46am UTC
    Sometimes, I think I read sad quotes or stories so I have a real reason to cry, instead of over a stupid boy like you.

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    my hobbies include going through hot peoples pictures and crying

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    the problem with blue eye shadow is that people wear it

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves
    it’s considered encouraging suicide
    and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison.
    if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
    so really it’s in your best interest not to be a c/unt.

  11. cloudlings cloudlings
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [Please keep this little message thing here as well. :) ] (c) cloudlings
    do not convert to make your own layouts/tumblr themes/etc. specifically made to only be used for quotes on wittyprofiles.com
    who gives a fucensorck
    about an oxford comma?

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Douche
    Edit
    August 3rd, 2013
    send me nudes
    you have such a way with words

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    me: wow i'm fat
    me: i'm perfect just the way i am
    me: i'm so disgusting, i'm losing weight now
    me: i am more than just my weight
    me: i am so fat
    me: my curves are beautiful
    me: i hate myself

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Last night i had a dream that I
    posted a really good quote but i accidentally posted it at the most inactive time on witty and the Top Now quote had one favorite and i was like oh my god i can't just delete my quote everyone's seen it by now and yeah it was traumatic

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    My friend: accidentally purchases a $20 app about 'how to teach your kindergarten class how to read' omfg

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Telling a girl to calm down
    is like trying to baptize a cat.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    The only thing I can turn on
    is my computer.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    My hobbies include
    sleeping and feeling like I have never slept.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    dad: who is your best teacher?
    me: google.

  20. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing
    when they're wiping tears off their daughter's face for the (same) reason.
    - Beyoncé

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