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iwishiwasbeautiful

1. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   Dear Jersey Shore,
   If I wanted to watch talking carrots, I would've watch Veggie tales.
   Sincerely,
   Anonymous
   dearblankpleaseblank.com
   
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2. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana)
   Bananaaaaaa Potato naaaaa Bananaaaaaa Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Yo plano poo laqua nolotu ma banana La kanupi ta lamu (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Potatooooooo Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca ba ba ba ba bananaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
   oh. despicable me
   
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3. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   Le teacher handing back school pictures
   girls: omg these are so ugly, no one look at these!
   guys: look at this sexy beast.
   
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4. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   The national animal of Scotland is the
   UNICORN
   alright. i'm moving.
   
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5. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   I want to thank my 150 followers!
   Shoutout to
   OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
   you're my 1st follower and I absolutely love you♥
   i have three words for everyone.
   you are pulchritudinous.
   
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6. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   when life gave lady gaga lemons
   she made them into a dress.
   nmq
   
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7. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   i have survived
   12 days of school.
   6.5% of school completed.
   this is gonna be a long year.
   
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8. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   i have three words
   happy birthday steve!
   ♥
   we can't ever thank you enough for creating Witty
   words can not explain how much we love you for everything
   we wish you the best!♥
   ~your fellow wittians
   
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9. iwishiwasbeautiful
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   i would be dead without music ♪♫♪
   
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10. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    to be honest,
    some quotes here on witty make me want to cry from laughing, cry from joy, or break down in tears.
    i need to stop crying
    
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11. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
    Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
    Me: And what do you like?
    Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
    nmq
    
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12. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    How can we learn
    if we can't make
    mistakes?
    
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14. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    *Earphones in pocket*
    Earphones: Damn I'm bored.
    Earphones: I should go for a walk.
    Earphones: Should I go this way?
    Earphones: No, I should take a left.
    Earphones: I'm lost.
    Earphones: Omg, is that a knot?
    Earphones:
    Earphones:
    Earphones:
    Earphones: F*ck.
    
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15. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    just kidding.
    
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16. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    t h e s o n g
    that makes tears fall down our face.
    
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17. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    see this?♥
    it's the reason why you should live.
    
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18. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    No bed is big enough for three.
    
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19. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t.
    
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20. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    the feeling when you don't have to set
    up your alarm clock tonight
    
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