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cocopuffs
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August 2, 2014 1:29pm UTC

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing aganist each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you are two best buddies from an entirely different species.

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happiest*
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November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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BlackButterflies
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September 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC

so there's "hey you're cute, i'd make out with you" crushes
but then there's "my god you're so cute i'd make out with you and hold your hand and buy you stupid presents and meet your family and watch movies with you and please text me first i just want to hug you forever you smell really good" crushes

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kristabff
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October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
I still don't know where my pencil is though.

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LoveExtinguisher
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July 31, 2014 7:55am UTC

Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.

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yourcool
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May 12, 2014 6:52pm UTC

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems
like a good idea until it's 2am and it feels like you're taking a bath with satan

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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* Sabaism *
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May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC

If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
♦ Trying to focus on something
♦ Ignoring you
Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

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the1975*
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 12:11am UTC

"Dear future daughter:
1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't
regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
the most captivating of stories to tell.
2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
out.
3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
that it is only temporary.
5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If
its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your
hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed.
So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
you differently."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC

put my grandma on speed dial
call that instagram

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SuperNovaChic
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April 4, 2014 7:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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happiest*
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April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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BravoSierra
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April 29, 2014 8:59pm UTC

calm your tít.
just one tít.
leave the other one crazy.
that's your party tít.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 7:21pm UTC

You are my sweetest downfall.
I loved you first, I loved you first. Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth. I have to go, I have to go.
Your hair was long when we first met.
Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head. He ate a slice of Wonder Bread and went right back to bed.
And history books forgot about us and the Bible didn't mention us. And the Bible didn't mention us. Not even once.
You are my sweetest downfall.
I loved you first, I loved you first. Beneath the stars came fallin' on our heads. But they're just old light, they're just old light.
Your hair was long when we first met.
Samson came to my bed, told me that my hair was red. Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed.
Oh, I cut his hair myself one night. A pair of dull scissors in the yellow light and he told me that I'd done alright and kissed me 'till the mornin' light, the mornin' light.
Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head. Ate a slice of Wonder Bread and went right back to bed.
Oh, we couldn't bring the columns down. Yeah, we couldn't destroy a single one.
And the history books forgot about us. And the Bible didn't mention us.
Not even once.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 5:55am UTC

i just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them
and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and
womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 3:47pm UTC

I've been single for quite awhile and it's seems to be going pretty well.
I think I'm the one.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC

jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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