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  1. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:46am UTC
    She cares too much, that's her problem

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    that one password you use for everything
    and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
    me: it's pronounced "extra fries"

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  6. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Group Assignments
    Person: I have an idea
    Me: So did Hïtler

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    the boy that played zoey 101's little brother?
    dustin? yeah, he's now 19 years old. now, who else feels old?

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    does anyone
    ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    You know
    what makes me angry?
    Sometimes I try really hard to look nice,
    like I wake up and get motivated
    and put on nice clothes and bracelets
    and shoes and I feel good
    And then, some girl wearing sweats and a messy bun
    still look 40 times hotter than me.
    I can't win.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    do you ever become friends with someone
    and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
    and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just want to kiss someone so bad
    and you see that person
    and all you can think about is kissing them?

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I got called lazy yesterday.
    I almost replied.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I really can't picture
    anyone having a crush on me.
    I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
    or telling their friends about me.
    I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
    or even just smiled at them.
    I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
    or their cell phones when we're talking..

  18. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    They say I couldnt last a day in the real world.
    I say you wouldn't survive one night in mine.

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