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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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BlackButterflies
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September 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC

I am single by choice.
(it's just not my choice)

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roseth0rn
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September 10, 2012 8:52pm UTC

How to keep sea-bears away:
1. No playing the clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.

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AustinH
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September 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Two years ago my brother committed suicide because he was made fun of because he was gay.
So today I was wearing nothing but yellow. I looked like a walking banana but it was totally worth it.
Miss ya Cameron <3

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1998ismyYear
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September 11, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I wonder if Oprah still thinks about
the time she got run over by Josh?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 11, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Harry Styles: I'm lying naked on the floor..
Friend: Y U NO MAKE MUSIC VIDEO?!?!
nmq

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omgitsglish*
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September 11, 2012 6:46pm UTC

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

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jimmy365
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September 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

when you realize
people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year
format by jimmy365/nmq

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amazed*
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September 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

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jimmy365
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September 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC

"I'm just gonna rest my eyes for five minutes"
*wakes up february 5, 2069*
f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

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AlwaysSmiling95
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September 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

I believe in Miracles...
years ago there was a boy in my school with terminal cancer. He lived with that for a couple of month, we prayed for him everyday, since the day one, until the last one. One day, during school, his mother called, we didn't know what to expect...The principal told us to go to the auditorium, that he got something important to tell us about this guy, when we were finally there he looked at us, and just say: "He is cured, the cancer disappeared, mysteriously, he is okay..." since that day, I believe in miracles, because God is always there, listening and protecting us...
"The most wonderful thing about miracles, is that they sometimes happen..."
~ Gilbert Keith Chesterton ~
true story // nmf

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OreoLover
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 8:30pm UTC

And who else
thinks that Steve should rent out a huge tour bus, and personally pick up each of us Wittians at our houses, so we could all go on one big family road trip together?

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BravoSierra
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September 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me in September: This year I am going to study hard and get all of my homework done and take good notes and get all A's!
Me in October: Lol, screw it.

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Kizzie29
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September 2, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Me: *Holds the door open for someone*
Me: *Stands there while another 200 people decide to take advantage of my kind nature*

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Peace1231
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September 3, 2012 8:43pm UTC

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cheese1211
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September 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Theres this really quiet boy named Matthew in my class, he raised his hand and i saw the W on his hand,
i must've made a loud gasp or spasm attack noise or something because everyone turned around, even matthew, i showed him my W and i saw him really smile for the first time.<3

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laaurenn
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September 3, 2012 7:34pm UTC

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Don't kill yourself over a boy.
He'll bring another girl to your funeral.

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suprize123
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Kevin Morris
You may have chemistry with him, but you have history with me.
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you and 2 people like this
Emily
you got your class schedule already?
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lol true story.

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