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Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.
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Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock! Clock: 11:01 Me:

745 faves · 3 comments · Sep 10, 2012 8:39pm

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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
hahaha when i was little i started crying because i thought they had died
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
Me: I'll be back at 11:00
Clock as I walk in the door: 11:01
Parents: WHERE WERE YOU YOU SAID YOU'D BE BACK AT 11 YOU HAD A STRICT CURFEW FOR 11:00 AND YOU STAYED OUT PAST IT
lol
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