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Birthday: September 19

Location: Somewhere in the Mitten

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Hey,my name is Corinne.Im 18 and I have nothing else to say.
My Tumblr
My people;

So this chick here.
Yeah, we have all the time.
She's kind've my .
She's a sexual mother effer. It's kindv'e hard
to control yourself around her.
Seriously though if you mess with her i will 
chop off your and or  
and replace them with a giraffes tongue.
So watch yourself.
-words brought to you by torijay the whorest of all-

Hey Whores, Ashley here. I'm here to talk to you about the amazingly gorgeous girl known as Corinne. I'm jealous of her beauty. She's hilarious, and she always makes me smile! She puts herself down sometimes, but really has no reason..she's flawless. <3
She's one of my best friends on here.. even though sometimes I feel bad because she usually only talks to the other ashley.. :c But Anywho, mess with her and I will go all midget on your . Toodaloo . <3

Okay, everyone calm yo . It's mary.
so this chick right here, is the best ever okay?
but you can't have her. she's taken.
by me.
problem? i don't necessarily care.
i love corinne.
she's actually so much older than me jesus lol.
but anyways, i love her
And i just said that.
but i mean it.
and she's a/f so i know you're all jelly.
but dinner's ready bby.
and you know what that means. ;)
seeya after dinner.

-your beloved buddy, mary. <3


  1. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    lol at how sad this site has become

  2. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    It's just music they say.
    Well..it's not just music.It's not just a screaming,mosh pit og insanity.It's not just a million strangers congregating to scream their lungs out.It's a family.It's a million hearts beating as one,to the beat,to the soul pounding,earth shattering sound of their inner selves.This is where they feel alive.This is their haven,this is where they come to escape thier world,even for a little while.They move as one,they think as one.Music is so much more to them than people realize.It binds them together but it sets them apart.
    That's what music is.

  3. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    You want to be considered an accomplished and important person,
    and when you face obstacles,you don't always see that you are your own worst enemy.You may long to be considered important in the eyes of the world,yet you harbor far of success at the same time.You take failures and minor setbacks to heart,and may even practically beat yourself up over them.Self-awareness to the point of real self-consciousness is a possibility.The truth is,nobody holds a microscope over you,except for yourself.A little setback or a faux pas needn't be analyzed to death.Fingers needn't be pointed.No,you didn't make a spectacle of yourself when you made a mistake.You need to stop worrying about always being right,or appering suave and accomplished.When you ease the pressure you put on yourself,you find that you don't face as many brick walls.It is very much about what you feel you deserve.Deep down inside,if you let yourself truly believe you deserve happiness and peace of mind,you will find it.

  4. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Dear Anyone with Low Self Esteem,
    You're positivley beautiful.I love your freckles on your nose,they bring out the colors in your eyes.Your hair frames your face perfectly.Your laugh is contagious and you will always make me smile.Those scares on your knees?They show me that you've fallen.That sparkle in your eyes when you smile?They show me you picked yourself up.Your smile is drop dead gorgeous,wear it more often.Who gives a crap is you have acne?Who cares if you're overweight or underweight,tall or short,tan or pale,an A cup or a D cup?All that matters is that someone thinks you're beautiful just the way you are and that someone is me.I wish you could love yourself the way I love you,the way your family loves you,the way your friends love you.

  5. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Have you ever read something that killed you inside?
    Like a text message or someone's status.Everything was going fine until you accidently came across something you didn't want to read.Or found sometihng you were better off not knowing.It's almost as if it was posted just to purposley hurt you.But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself.It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.

  6. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    I haven't looked through the top quotes for a while.I don't want to either because I would probably be reading the same crap over and over again.

  7. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    "It is disgusting.We are told to love se.x but never mastur.bate or fool around.To love our bodies but we have to be hairless,thin,have boobs,and never wear make up to cover our flaws.We can like sports and watch the, but we an't play them unless they are toned down and pretty enough to be oggled at.We can be nerds but we can't be TOO smart or we forget our place.We are told we need a prince charming and to seek him out by constantly changing ourselves and being perfect for him.We are given the message that outside beauty is what matters the most but if we have it and get successful it was because we have a pretty face.We are told we exaggerate and should just go with it when we compalin of being objects and property.We are taugh that being a women is worthy of an insult..WE have to fear walking at night.WE have to be in a group if we need to use the bathroom in a strange place.WE have to be cautious of where we are and who we are with.That we are told to hush and get over it if we are assaulted because real life isn';t like the crime shows and it is harder to convict the assaulter.That female artists are degraded and yelled at in artist alleys.That you are judged just by how you wear a t-shirt."

  8. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Nobody tells you
    it is okay to call yourself beautiful
    it is okay to smile at mirrors
    and it is perfectly fine
    to say your own eyes are pretty
    it is wonderful to love your waist
    and your legs
    regardless of their size
    and you are not conceited
    if you use your fingers to list
    everything you're good at
    rather than point
    at all your own flaws
    you can acknowledge you're smart
    and that you will go places
    and you will be someone
    greater than your mistakes
    you can't always expect
    other people to believe in yourself
    for you.

  9. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    There are two types of sadness
    Theres that kind
    that I want to fet rid of
    so I watch friends
    listen to happy music
    find someone to talk to
    then there's
    the other one
    when you know you're sad
    but you want to isolate yourself
    and just drown
    in the pool of emotions
    listen to sad music
    read quotes about life
    drink tea
    basically just feel empty.

  10. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    As you read this,think.Think about evry single word,every single sentence that you read.You're young.You need to live.You need to realize that being mad at someone is silly.People make mistakes,we're human,it's okay.Forgive and forget.Don't lose a friend because something bad happened,forgive them.Forget about their mistakes,you'd want the same from them if you did it.If you like someone,tell them.You don't know what could happen to them.It's sad to think about,but it's true.People die every day,every minute,every single.You never know,Have fun,dance in publice,sing at the top of your lungs,don't hold in a laugh,and don't hold back a smile.Dress how you want,not how others want you to be.Be free,don't let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do.Say what's on your mind,tell everyone your thoughts,let out your opionion,it should never go unheard.Live your life as much as you can because you never know what could happen.You just don't know.
    -Kim C

  11. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    I'm not that kind of beautiful
    where you can just look at me and say
    I'm the kind of beautiful where
    I watch sweet movies and brush away tears
    then attempt to write sappy poetry
    I sing as loud as my lungs allow
    when nobody is home
    then quietly hum my favorite tune all day long
    I get completely absorbed in books
    then feel shattered when it all ends
    i'll never avabdon a friend
    but i'll understand if you abandon me
    i'm the kind of beautiful that stays up late
    to watch my favorite show on the history channel
    and eat my chocolate bunny
    i'll get dressed and notice my jeans are getting tighter
    then cry while singing my favorite song to cheer me up
    i'm the kind of beautiful that
    bites my nails and nubs because I get anxiety
    and steps out of your way in the hallways
    i'm the kind of beautiful
    that's not exactly gorgeous
    but beautiful.
    *credit to the person who wrote this on tumblr*

  12. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    A poem by me:
    My laptop died.
    I cried.

  13. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I know i'm ugly,but can some guy
    just take one for the team and love me

  14. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Nicki Minaj reminds me of that sim character
    we've all made at 3 in the morning out of boredom.

  15. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Do I want the D?
    No,i'm aiming for a B+ at least.

  16. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Hush little laptop don't you cry
    mommas gonna find you some more wifi.

  17. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I keep getting morning sickness.
    and by morning sickness I mean I look in the mirrpr in the morning and feel sick.

  18. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I know i'm ugly.
    It doesn't matter when you guys say i'm pretty.
    It's just because you're my friends.I'd like you
    to tell me your real opinion.
    I know i'm clumsy.
    I can't do anything right,and when I try,I always make mistakes,I end up crying because I
    know that i'll never change.
    I know i'm depressing.
    I hate life,and I think it's horrible,the stars don't
    shine for me like they do for you and I don't think
    they ever will,people seem to hate me,they don't
    smile back at me when I smile at them.
    I know i'm stupid.
    It takes me a few minutes to get simplest joke,
    i've dont stupid things,I act stupid,my friends think
    i'm dumb,the think I need therapy.
    Maybe I should just leave,
    because eveyone's better without me.

  19. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 11:42am UTC
    The thing is the older I get,the less I trust.

  20. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 11:40am UTC
    I thought that the paparazzi were outside my house again,
    but apparently its only lightning.


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