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pinkhairdontcare
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September 4, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Apparently, Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon and then when people didn't laugh, he would say, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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13reasonswhy
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September 5, 2012 5:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Bernicexoxo*
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September 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Today in Spanish,
We had to text our answers the teacher was asking us to the smartboard using this remote. My teacher asked us to write good-looking in spanish. (answer was guapo) Some kid texted as his answer "me"
I died laughing.

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CaosGoMoo
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September 2, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Flo from Progressive is now in a relationship with Jake From State Farm.
♥ 5 hours ago ● Comment ● Like
format jimmy365

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Chloe149
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September 2, 2012 11:12am UTC

Spongebob: I'm ugly.
Patrick: You're ugly and what?
Spongebob: Square?
Patrick: NO!.. Proud!
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Patrick: Good! Say it louder.
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Patrick: Louder!
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud!!
Patrick: Louder!!
Spongebob: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!
I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!!
Why can't we all have a Patrick in our lives...

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Bravosierra*
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September 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Today my teacher read off a passage of a story written by a young online author
I was like "wow. this is really good."Then I realized it was my story "The Virgin."

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lifeofacheerleaderxo
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September 8, 2012 12:18pm UTC

In other sports, if you miss the catch,
all you drop is the ball.
lifeofacheerleaderxo
Format by twilightgirl995

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randi*
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September 8, 2012 11:11am UTC

Plot Twist: Steve is One Direction
*mine

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 11:16am UTC

,
Have you ever met
someone that suprised you?
Like, you meet this person, and at first you hardly pay any attention to them. You may not even be really attracted to this person, but as you get to know them, you notice yourself falling for them. This person that was once average to you has quickly become the greatest, most beautiful person in the world, and perphaps even the most important.
It's just funny looking back.
You never saw something like this coming,
It kind of just...
happened.

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jimmy365
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September 1, 2012 6:31pm UTC

friendly reminder
taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while
the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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blue*
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Dunno if I am getting used to the loud music or going deaf.

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Simon: How are you?
Harry: Hello. .

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meboron6

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September 2, 2012 6:56pm UTC

format: sk8ter_gurl_17
Words will be just words
Until you bring them to life
~Niall James Horan
♥

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Unbr0ken
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC

You stole my heart
& left it black and blue.
</3

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zedels360
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September 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Things people dont say #75
Yes, it's Monday

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Who said
I can't wear my
converse
with my dress?
well maybe,
thats just me.
<3

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KaylaMarieCovers
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC

My best friend pulled a prank on me saying
Louis and Eleanor were getting married
February 31st.
It took me almost 10 minutes to realize there
was no February 31st.

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hopetrustbelieve01
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September 2, 2012 5:05pm UTC

I get butterflies whenever the boys of One Direction say, "Hi, we're One Direction" at the same time.

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springerspaniel1
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September 2, 2012 5:47pm UTC

the shower: the one place I never want to get in and never want to get out

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