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soccerloverx03x
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December 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Dear Girls,
Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
Sincerely, the army

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Coughing in front of smokers
to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
©livsbestfriendryan

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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BlueEyedCutie
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January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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AnchorChasing
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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roseth0rn
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December 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC

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Belma_
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December 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Pierce the veil: if I were you I'd put that away, see you're just wasted and thinking about the past, darling you'll be okay.
General public: emo.
Blessthefall: you're bleeding just to stay alive- your arms always tell the story. Don't say goodbye.
General public: satanic.
All time low: I'm a walking travesty, but I'm smiling at everything.
General public: emo.
Of mice & men: it speaks of hope, trust and love, the feeling of never being
good enough, I know it's hard but don't give up.
General public: satanic.
Mayday parade: save your heart for someone that's worth dying for, don't give it away.
General public: emo.
Memphis may fire: from the beginning, I knew I was different, I embraced it but you didn't.
General public: satanic.
A day to remember: all I want is a place to call my own, to mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone, you know you keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
General public: satanic.
Sleeping with sirens: you've done enough and you are enough, we'll fall asleep tonight, I'll hold you close and show you you're not broken.
General public: emo.
Nicki minaj: I’m on the floor, floor I love to dance so give me more, more, ‘til I can’t stand
General public: WHAT A BRILLIANT STROKE OF POETIC GENIUS LET'S MAKE THIS WOMAN FAMOUS OMG WHAT GREAT LYRICS

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:16pm UTC

my bed is a magical place where i can
suddenly remember everything i was supposed to do.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC

E D S H E E R A N
Could sing the back of a cereal box and still have it sound beautiful

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Carry yourself like a princess.
Walk like a princess.
Talk like a princess.
Think like a princess.
Act like a princess.
You already look like one.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC

You say the stove is hot ?
Well maybe it prefers beautiful.

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MENT_2_B
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Dad: When you go on a date no clevage or short dresses.
Me: You make it sound like I have a short dress
Mom: ...or clevage
Dad: ...or a date
Me: true.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Iron
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 10:04pm UTC

It really puts things into perspective. When I realize that today a man murdered twenty-seven people, most of them young children, I realize just how good my life is. I have nothing to be afraid of. I have nothing wrong in my life, besides the problems that I have made for myself. Everything that I suffer from is self inflicted. I am not mourning the loss of my little sibling, I am not going to my teacher's funeral. I am a lucky person. I have a good life and I abuse it. Plain and simple. It's kind of embarrassing in a way, because why should I be hurting myself when there are people whose lives were just stripped away before they could really even begin? How can I justify that? Those children didn't even know what pain was, and now they never will, because they do not have a future. Their futures were shattered by a sick, demented man and those broken futures will never be reapaired. They are gone forever. And I just can't begin to imagine that.

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Iron
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:00pm UTC

They didn't know she was hurting. They didn't know she was confused. They didn't know there was a war being waged inside her. So when the war was finally lost, they didn't know why she was gone.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:02pm UTC

& all i want is to be more than friends with you,
but i doubt you're capable of loving someone like me.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:29pm UTC

*Sees quotes about how sweet boyfriends are*
Me: Go away pls

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Victoria Soto
will always be known as
the "Hero" for sacrificing her classroom

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