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finding_nemo
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December 16, 2012 6:58pm UTC

We slouch because
We've got the weight of the world on our shoulders.

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lovesickmak99
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:48pm UTC

K, Fine.
Don't reply.
Your loss, not mine.

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Gothabalunza
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:50pm UTC

What if ice creams licked you back.

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gab*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Umm ...
a new version of Witty? err didn't we just get our
current one like 5 seconds ago

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babytumbler
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Where's your book?
Me: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Me: Having more fun than me.

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maddieee*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Sometimes you have to be your own hero.

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pieloverhehe5225
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December 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:21pm UTC

This is the last time I’m asking you this,
Put my name at the top of your list,
This is the last time I’m asking you why,
You break my heart in the blink of an eye,
eye,
eye...

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NoLiesJustLove
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC

You're a victim of your own mind.

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper

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Iron
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I'm going to die alone
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Except, you know,
fall in love with me.
nmf

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2good2btrue
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:35pm UTC

i just realized how dangerous it is to be
a pizza boy like you could literally
show up anywhere and like someone
could just shoot you like if someone
orders a pizza in the ghetto you have
to go to the ghetto and give them the
pizza like wow pizza boys are so
brave i want to date a pizza boy
tumblr

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13andFearless
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 5:28pm UTC

That friend,
That complains about everyone "changing" when they are the ones that changed the most.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Andrew Biersack:
Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
Frank Lero:
Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
Alex Gasgarth:
Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
Justin Bieber:
Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

why are all social sites blue?
because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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yourcool
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November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

christmas is so close i can almost
smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 5:52am UTC

My heart goes out to:
all those families who got that dreaded call, who lost their son, daughter, niece, nephew, cousin. They could have been the next best thing to this world, they could have grown up to become great people, have great families. it changed everything. in an instant, FOREVER. Heaven gained 26 angels today. Rest in paradise my thought's and prayers are with you and your families.

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