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MyMindBook
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December 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC

I'm not stalking you,
I'm just monitoring your behavior.. From behind a tree.. at night.

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MyMindBook
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December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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KiwiBaby12
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Person One: I'm so athletic.
Person Two: I can sing really well!
Person Three: I'm gorgeous!
Person Four: I'm totally smart!
Person Five: I can dance!
Person Six: I'm really funny.
Me: I can breath really well.
Me: Chokes.
HAHA not mine, but it kills me every time. Tumblr.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I'm now convinced that girls really
only want one thing from guys...
All of our hoodies.

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Iron
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December 13, 2012 7:56pm UTC

The scars will fade but the pain will never go away.

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Princess B-tch*
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December 13, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Me: Do you think I'm funny?
Friend: Yea, but looks aren't everything.
lol, true story.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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it_goes_on*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:10pm UTC

When a guy takes your phone
& you start wrestling him to get it back
♥

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xlonglivex
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December 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC

"Not to sound weird, but I like your hair when it's straight"
GUISE I'M STRAIGHTENING MY HAIR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
ASDFGHJKL

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Saint Jimmy†*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC

She's all laid up in bed with a broken heart.
For The First Time-The Script

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:52pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about
you,
I would start thinking about you.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC

candy canes
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Format by Breeze

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xlonglivex
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December 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC

[I’m secretly hoping for the end of the world so I don’t have to think about my future anymore]

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ChocoTaco
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December 16, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Should I be embarrassed that I'm on Club Penguin?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Story time, ok.
My little cousin is addicted to Club Penguin,
So today I made an account and I've been following her around
in the penguin world all day.
As well as beating her in every game she tries to play.
Now she's standing in her igloo looking at the wall, she doesn't
know it's me.
She just let out a defeated scream from the other room.
I love the Internet.

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