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  1. rissa01 rissa01
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:53am UTC
    People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums, and we're not even 18 yet.
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:03am UTC
    do you have any fears?
    Harry: crocodile eggs
    Liam: Spoons
    Zayn: water and heights
    Louis: growing up
    Niall: Waking up in the morning
    NMF / made by OneDirection

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:57am UTC
    Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
    Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jackets.
    Girl 3: My boyfriend looks best in work out clothes.
    Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD.

  4. shopaholic71 shopaholic71
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Is it just me or is disney channel t.v. shows are getting stupider and stupider?!?!!!??

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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  6. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    How a friend signs my yearbook:Have a great summer! See you next year!How a best friend signs my yearbook:I hope you see Harry's four nipples in person this summer!

  7. LoveyouForever365 LoveyouForever365
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Here's to the Kids
    who were born in the wrong Generation.

  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Harry: "I'm not a very good actor..."
    Interviewer: "Really?"
    Harry: "Did you see iCarly?"
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  9. DezaraeLynn_ DezaraeLynn_
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    f ake friends
    t rue thoughts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    *At a One Direction concert*
    Directionator: "OMFG LEWIS I LOVE YOU!"
    Directioner: "I FOUND PAUL, I REPEAT
    I FOUND PAUL!"
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  12. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    I can love you more
    than this
    when he leaves you down,
    I might just die inside
    nmf

  13. mlparker18 mlparker18
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    When Ever I Say Something
    That Reminds Me Of A Song
    I Automatically Start Singing MidSentence

  14. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Usually fads on Witty only last 1-2 weeks.
    HOW long has this One Direction fad lasted now?
    nmf

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    "Can you imagine Harry in a girl version?"
    Niall: "He already looks like one."
    Harry: *Laughs*
    Louis: "An ugly one."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    "I'm an emotional guy, so I don't
    Have to worry about a girl trying to get me
    To open up."
    -Niall Horan
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    "My future boyfriend cannot
    Dislike One Direction."
    Oh right,
    My boyfriend can't hate himself.
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  18. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IT'S NOT YOLO. IT'S LLL. LIVE LIKE LARRY. (SpongeBob) NMQ;NMF

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Harry has a new tattoo,
    its a 'A' on his forearm

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  20. brittneyxoxo518 brittneyxoxo518
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    If only,
    McDonalds delivered..

:)

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