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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    "Have you volunteered to cook?"
    *Harry and Louis raise hand*
    Niall: "I've volunteered to eat."

  2. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    I went outside once.
    The graphics aren't that good.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    "The beauty is inside you
    don't let them bring
    you down."
    - Chris Brown♥
    format credit to OneDirection


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    well, I'm off to club Bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.

  6. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    ◢ 16:26 ▃
    Settings
    ON
    Music
    World
    ON
    OFF
    ON

    MeeAndYoouFormats
    KEEP THIS CREDIT OR I'LL ENTER YOU 5000000 TIMES INTO THE HUNGER GAMES.
    www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Harry
    is one of those people who
    doesn't like to read
    what said about him but he does in
    a way
    - Niall Horan
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  8. molly09forever molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I dont have the skinnest body,
    The cutest eyes,
    A sparkeling smile,
    ...But I have the biggest heart
    inside♥

  9. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Can you imagine if you went to the doctors, and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
    “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

  10. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #4
    Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye

  11. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #5
    Unfaithful- Rihanna

  12. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Can I see your phone?
    Uh...one second.
    *delete delete delete*
    Here you go.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:24am UTC
    SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
    No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
    Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
    Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
    SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
    MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
    PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
    MAKE IT COUNT♥

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    "I don't think my parents ever sat me down
    To tell me about it.
    They used to call it a 'special cuddle'
    When people made babies!"
    -Louis Tomlinson


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    When something you want to wear is dirty
    So you drench it in purfume.
    runawayrachel's format

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    "We would love to do Romeo and Juliet,
    As depicted by One Direction,
    And we should play the parts.
    Niall would be Juliet!"
    -Harry Styles
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  18. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:34am UTC
    That awkward moment
    between your birth and your death.

  19. Hayleeismyname Hayleeismyname
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Yes, Im an American Directioner
    -No I don't like other boy bands
    -No, I havent b een with them since the beginning
    -Yes I knew about them before they really came to America
    -Yes I love them as much as you do.

  20. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #1
    Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears

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