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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Harry: "What would you do if I chased
You with a spoon?"
Liam: "Straighten your hair."
-OneDirectionQuotes

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Teacher: School's almost over
Teacher: And this is crazy
Teacher: But here's 3 projects
Teacher: Due by Friday

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伤*
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:28pm UTC

"Peace and Love
Makes the world go around."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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伤*
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 12:31pm UTC

When harry
was 7, he made up the joke "what did the
baboon say to the giraffe?"
"Why the long face?"
(Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ credit to OneDirection)

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:46pm UTC

"Work hard,
Play hard,
Be kind."
-Harry Styles
-OneDirectionQuotes

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 10:13am UTC

You are in a relationship with your Computer
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 8:03pm UTC

"Who's the biggest swearer?"
Niall: "Niall."
-OneDirectionQuotes

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伤*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC

They get haircuts, i stayed
Through girlfriends, i stayed
WMYB became popular, i stayed
More fans came in, i stayed
Through hate, i stayed
They went on iCarly, i stayed
Young fans came in, i stayed
Through the trouble with management, i stayed
Through the x factor, i stayed
Caroline flack came, i stayed
Through rumors, i stayed
Because i'm not just a fan
I'm a Directioner
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #547
Ponytail bumps.
tumblr

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ashlyn*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 11:36am UTC

You are in a relationship with Niall Horan
♥ 1 minutes ago · Louis Tomilson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malick, Liam Payne and 5 others like this · Comment · See Friendship

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Ralph*
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Life isn't a court-room.
Stop judging.
♥
nmf. not a true story.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:25am UTC

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

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emmalee143
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Me: Do you have a hole in your sock?
Friend: *Looks at sock*
Friend: No...
Me: Then how do you get your foot in it?

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2good2btrue
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Cheesy Pick-up Lines #9
"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
nmf/all credit goes to: thingsppldontsay

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伤*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:50am UTC

you
can insult me but you don't have to
right to insult our fans
- Louis Tomlinson
(OneDirection)

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伤*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:35am UTC

"There are 3 kinds of fans,
The fan who screams.
The fan who wants to talk to you
And the fan who doesn't speak at all."
- Zayn Malik
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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