A reported asked a couple: "How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?" The woman replied:"We were born in a time when if something was broken, we would fix it, not throw it away" This is real love
*At the end of the school year* Me: *Starts making friends* *Summer* Me: *Doesn't bother to call, text, or hang out with any of my friends* *Beginning of next school year* Me: *Back at 'loser with no friends' stage*
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:06am UTC
Me in the morning: I'm gonna wear a dress today to school Getting ready: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! As soon as I get on the bus: This was a terrible idea.
There are two sides to me: My motivated side: WHOO!! Time to run a marathon!! Do five thousand crunches, and then cut all the bad foods out of my diet!! I'm gonna reach all my goals this year! My unmotivated side: Can you like ... not?
Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon. Everyone: Finals? Everyone: Are you in summer school? Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago. Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.
WeAreTheBoys posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC
Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand? Class: Yes sir!!! Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!. Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids. Me: Goodnight.