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Keyboardfreak898

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April 29, 2013 7:15pm UTC

There are too many cute boys in this world.
We need to start exterminating them.

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yourcool
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April 28, 2013 8:00pm UTC

romeo romeo, where the f/ck you at romeo

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marie1616

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April 29, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Good one doc.

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lifewillbelife
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April 16, 2013 4:32am UTC

Too all 3 that died in the bombings
you will be remembered
And too the 100 or so that were injured
i wish a swift recovery for you

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Lolsorue_girl
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April 10, 2013 9:26am UTC

BravoSierra's format
What's That ?You heard
a bunch of bad stories about me from someone who hates me? that sh.t must be true !

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finding_nemo
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April 10, 2013 6:22pm UTC

*Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
me: What.
friend: I pray to Santa.
me: What? Why?
friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
*Couple minutes later it lightnings*
friend: Thanks Santa.
Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"You're so hot,"
I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

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BlackButterflies
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April 10, 2013 5:20am UTC

W eeds are flowers, too,
once you get to know them ♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC

20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

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happiest*
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April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Don't you do all those things?:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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e*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 9:56pm UTC

The birthday cats
are gone.
My life is ruined.
._.

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BandG33k
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 11:27pm UTC

I ate my twin in the womb.
-this moment is for the people who get this. i love you all.-

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BandG33k
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December 27, 2012 7:40pm UTC

guys; why do girls worry so much about their weight. its so annoying.
guys; ew fat chicks

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BandG33k
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January 13, 2013 10:45am UTC

"OMG, I HATE HER."
"ME TOO!"
= instant bestfriends.

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BandG33k
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Person attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
Person successful suicide: Beautiful and loved.
Wtf society?

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BandG33k
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I really do like it when people tell me about
themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be
about their day, what they did that they found
amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like
knowing about people, in a way, it makes me
feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering
me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.

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Shana*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:12pm UTC

We weren't even broken up 4 days & you already have a new girlfriend.
But I was your "Forever & Always" right?
lolsike.

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Shana*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Me:still friends rightt?
Him:Nope I hate you go away...... ya lmfao why wouldn't we be friends??:D
Me:well i dont know, i screw up everything so like ya nevvaa know mannnn.
Him:Haha no u don't u actually made me happy lol
Me:well now she can lol
HAHAHAHAH F/CK YOU.
literally broken.

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Rue21Glam
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April 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Me"*Thinking* I wat a boy to ask me out.
Boy: *Walks up* Hey,want to go out?
Me: Dream on Alice, Wonderland's right around the corner.

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Saige112
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April 7, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I fully support gay marriage. And to all of you that are against it, guess what! You don't have to like it but let other people marry the person that they truly love. Just because it may not be legal to marry doesn't mean that they aren't going to date. Se.x before marriage is a sin and if you aren't allowing them to marry you are forcing them to sin. Thank you, have a nice day

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