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*Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
me: What.
friend: I pray to Santa.
me: What? Why?
friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
*Couple minutes later it lightnings*
friend: Thanks Santa.

Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

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