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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    People are like Oreos.
    The good stuff is on the inside.
    tumblr

  3. RadioCatastrophe RadioCatastrophe
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:29am UTC
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    I bleed my heard out on this papter
    For you
    So you can see what I can't say
    I'm dying here
    Cause I can't say what I want to
    I bleed my heard out
    Just for you.

  4. RadioCatastrophe RadioCatastrophe
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:05am UTC

    Hey
    Don't write yourself off yet
    It's only in your head
    You feel left out
    Or looked down on
    Just do your best
    Do everything you can
    And don't you worry bout what the
    Bitter hearts are gonna say

  5. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    I wanna play twister with someone really hot
    "oops i fell & touched your whole body"

  6. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    "After all to the well organized mind,
    death is but the next greatest adventure."
    Albus Dumbledore

  7. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    "Happiness can be found in the darkest of times,
    if one only remembers to turn on the light."
    -Albus Dumbledore

  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Beauty fades, good deeds are permanent.

  9. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Typos are so dangerous like i could write
    ‘i hate everything’ which is accurate but i could also accidentally type
    ‘i ate everything’
    which is also accurate probably

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 2:00am UTC
    it bugs me when people are
    unnessecarily mean.
    Like, you didn’t
    have to make that comment.
    You
    could have just kept your mouth shut and
    left that person not feeling bad about
    themselves.
    What do you gain from
    making someone else feel like crap?
    Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting
    moment of power but that’s gone as
    soon as it comes so why?
    There’s enough
    unhappiness in the world without
    you adding to it.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r a t i o n a l

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Me in school: I hate you
    Me in school: Don't look at me
    Me in school: You're a sl.ut
    Me in school: You're a sl.ut, too
    Me in school: Ew. How do you have a boyfriend?
    Me in school: Why are you talking to me?
    Me in school: Oh! You're cute
    Me in school: Kill me
    Me in school: Why am I here?
    Me in school: I hate you all
    Me in school: Can you not breathe?
    Me in school: What. The. Heck. Are. You. Talking. About.
    Me in school: If I tilt my chair back far enough, will my hair will touch the ground?
    Me in school: Would I get suspended if I called my teacher a ratchet a.ss h.oe?
    Me in school: Wake me up when I care.

  12. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    I blow everything out of proportion.
    I trip:
    "OMG I ALMOST BASHED MY HEAD ON THE GROUND.
    I COULD'VE DIED. I COULD'VE DIED!!!"
    I get shampoo in my eyes:
    "OH NO. I'M NOW FOREVER BLIND. I WILL NEVER SEE MY
    HUSBAND OR CHILDREN."
    I do something stupid:
    "GREAT. NOW NO ONE WILL TRUST ME BECAUSE THEY'LL
    THINK I'M TOO STUPID TO HANDLE ANYTHING. LIFE IS OVER"
    I try to apologise:
    "YOU HATE ME NOW DON'T YOU? I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
    PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SOOOOO SORRY."

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
    North Korea.
    nmq


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
    because the P is silent
    omg that was so funny

  16. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I started paying my boyfriend's phone bill 6 months ago
    He also died 6 months ago.
    I call him every night to hear his voice on his voicemail.
    I don't want to forget how comforting his voice sounded.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited when he sees us with the person he created
    us to be with. Or if he's watching and is like--
    "That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND. YOU MISSED THEM. THAT WAS THEM."
    "Ugh! Why are all my otp's walking by each other without noticing?
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    My original post: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6154352

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Does anyone remember the Naked Brothers Band?

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    The worst things in life come free to us.
    (Public School)

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 44
    Three Months Later
    "Are you ready?" I asked Scarlet, as my phone lit up for the seventh time within the past ten minutes. A small smile lit across my face when I saw that it was only Travis, asking why Scarlet and I were so late to our double date. "I think Darren and Travis are getting impatient."
    Darren was new to our school, and he just came six months into Scarlet's pregnancy.
    Although everyone warned him to stay away from her, he couldn't help but find interest in her.
    They've been dating for two months now, and he doesn't mind that Scarlet's carrying a baby that wasn't his.
    In fact, he supported her.
    Scarlet rolled her eyes, before spritzing some hairspray into her blonde curls. "Tell them that I'm nine months pregnant, and I could be late if I want to."
    I laughed, before jabbing away at my phone. "You do realize that we're half and hour late, right?"
    Scarlet snorted, before finally setting her can of hairspray back on her vanity. "Hey, if I'm going to be this fat for a date, at least let me look decent."
    I would've been lying if I said that Scarlet didn't look huge.
    Her stomach was bulging out of her maternity blouse, and she had gained a few extra pounds from all of her pregnancy cravings throughout the past nine months.
    But, she didn't look bad.
    She looked healthy.
    Suddenly, I noticed a puddle by her leg, as I frowned. "Scar, you didn't spill any hairspray, did you?"
    Scarlet raised an eyebrow, shaking her head. "No, of course not. What kind of question is that?"
    My eyes widened, as my lips suddenly parted.
    The puddle that was running down Scarlet's leg became increasingly big, as I began to panic.
    "Oh my gosh, Scar." I breathed. "Y-Your water broke!"
    Scarlet's eyes widened, as she stared below her feet.
    She let out a gasp, as her face suddenly flushed. "No!" she shrieked. "This can't be happening! I'm not due for another two weeks!"
    I ran a hand through my hair, not caring how many hours it took for me to curl it.
    My hands fumbled through Scarlet's purse, as I fished out her keys.
    "We've got to get you to the hospital, right now." I quickly slurred, sounding incoherent.
    I hurried Scarlet down the stairs, as she suddenly let out a wince of pain.
    "It's hurting!" she snapped at me, suddenly fuming. "Why is it hurting so much?!"
    "Deep breaths." I ordered Scarlet, as she began to pant.
    I buckled her into the backseat, as I started up the car.
    I quickly dialed Travis' number, as he picked up on the first ring.
    "Riley?" he sounded angry. "You and Scarlet are thirty minutes late. Where the-"
    "No time, Travis." I cut him off, as I sped down the street. "You and Darren need to get to St. Marks hospital, right now."
    Travis muttered something to Darren, before he cleared his throat. "Did Scarlet-?"
    "Yes." I quickly said, before pulling in the parking lot. "I need to go now, okay? Come quick."
    I hung up on Travis, turning to face Scarlet, who's face was scrunched in pain.
    "Get this baby out of me!" she screamed, as I led her into the hospital.
    "Scarlet, hush." I tried to soothe her, as a nurse came rushing towards us. "Her water broke. She's screaming and telling me she's in pain and I just don't know what to-"
    The nurse placed a hand on my shoulder, as she set Scarlet down in a wheelchair.
    "We've got your sister covered." the nurse smiled softly. "Don't worry."
    My shoulders relaxed, as I nodded weakly.
    They had Scarlet under control.
    My best friend, no, sister, was giving birth any minute now.
    Sister.

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