I blow everything out of
proportion.
I trip:
"OMG I ALMOST BASHED MY HEAD
ON THE GROUND.
I COULD'VE DIED. I COULD'VE DIED!!!"
I get shampoo in my eyes:
"OH NO. I'M NOW FOREVER
BLIND. I WILL NEVER SEE MY
HUSBAND OR CHILDREN."
I do something stupid:
"GREAT. NOW NO ONE WILL TRUST
ME BECAUSE THEY'LL
THINK I'M TOO STUPID TO HANDLE ANYTHING. LIFE IS
OVER"
I try to apologise:
"YOU HATE ME NOW DON'T YOU? I'M SORRY. I'M
SORRY. I'M SORRY.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SOOOOO
SORRY."
