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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    Should I sink or
    swim or
    simply dissapear?
    Format by Breeze

  2. HiH3yHello HiH3yHello
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    I was just laughing at this dad joke my friend told and then i started crying because I wish I had a good relationship with my father.

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    WHose ready for the Alexpocalypse tomorrow?!?!
    Format by Breeze

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Alex " Hi!"
    Squire "GO SING!"
    Alex "Hold on D!(kf*(ker!"
    Jack "Hey! Matt is NOT a d!(kf*(ker!"
    Alex "He IS a d!(kf*(ker I've seen-"
    Squire "You don't know how to curse."
    Alex "I don't... I just-"
    Squire "Hey D!(kf*(ker!"
    Alex "All my mind is capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing
    them together."
    Alex "Hey Sh!+-"
    Jack "Hey (0(k d!(k!"
    Alex" Hey you $h!+ b@$+@rd!"
    Rian "I'm gonna f*(k $h!+ you!"
    Alex "I'mma $h!++ing f*(k on your head!"

  5. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    In History, our teacher gave us a project where we had to make our essay papers look old, My friend austin walked up to her and handed her the paper;
    "Want to know what I used?" He said.
    "What?" The teacher replied.
    "Soy sauce... Because i'm asian.." He slowly walked away

  6. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Does anyone else wake up in the morning..?
    And just stare at the celling..
    Thinking about the meaning of life...

  7. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    never depend your happiness on something you may lose.
    C.S. Lewis

  8. yournotcool yournotcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 12:46am UTC
    maybe
    I like him...
    a little TOO MUCH.

  9. yournotcool yournotcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    ❒Single
    ❒Taken
    ✔ Hungry

  10. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Hey, I have an idea.
    Instead of using Witty to complain about your life - because, let's face it, no one on here cares about anyone else's problems; we're all too self-absorbed to even worry in the slightest -, why don't you just buy a journal?
    Or, instead of trying to get "faves" and sympathy from other people over the fact that you're "suicidal," why don't you get real help? After all, what's 1,000 faves going to help if you really do want to harm yourself in any way?
    It all come down to the fact that if you're really thinking about hurting yourself, or you just need to vent about life's frustrations, you need to seek help in the real world, not suck attention and pity from people who do not give a d amn on the Internet.
    Your quotes about "depression" and such were blocked for a reason. This website wasn't made so a bunch of twelve-year-old girls could whine and complain about how they want to cut themselves over some boy wouldn't give them the time of day. I understand the fact that people, people on here even, struggle with depression and thoughts and/or actions of self-mutilation, but Witty Profiles is not the place to talk about it.
    **also, if you're going to leave a stupid comment about how much you disagree with this or how you struggle with any problem listed above and you think i'm an awful person, don't.
    if you think i actually care, you're wrong

  11. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    America vs Britan
    Eggplant - Aubergine
    Cookie - Biscuit
    Trunk - Boot
    Suspenders - Braces
    Cotton Candy - Candy floss
    Janitor - Caretaker
    Crib - Cot
    Checkers - Draughts
    Appartment - Flat
    Period - Full stop
    Yard - Garden
    Socer - Football
    Vacation - holiday
    Sweater - jumper
    Mail box - Letter Box
    Truck - Lorry
    Cellphone - Mobile
    Freeway - motorway
    Mom - Mum
    Diaper - Nappy
    Lisence Plate - number Plate
    Underpants - Pants
    Sidewalk - Pavement
    Gas - Petrol
    Elementry School - Primary School
    Buck - Quid
    Eraser - Rubber
    Garbidge - Rubbish
    Shop - Store
    Wrench - Spanner
    Cab - Taxi
    Sneakers - Trainers
    Pants - trousers
    Subway - Underground
    Closet - Wardrobe

  12. vivalagloriaa vivalagloriaa
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    #yoloswag
    ...no

  13. SarahUrsini SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    The Real Slim Shady,
    He stood up.

  14. hockeyprincess11 hockeyprincess11
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC
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