My brain, when I want to go to sleep:
Brain: Ok, time for bed.
Brain: lol, you have to pee.
Brain: It's too hot!
Brain: It's too cold!
Brain: Why can't you get comfortable?
Brain: That's better.
Brain: And you have to pee again.
Brain: Hey, remember that time you did that very embarassing thing?
Brain: And you forgot to do your homework.
Brain: Do penguin have knees?
Brain: What's that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
Brain: Na, that's just the cat.
Brain: No, seriously, do penguin really have knees?
Me: SHUT UP FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: And btw, penguin do have knees, I googled it.
Aidan