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My brain, when I want to go to sleep:
Brain: Ok, time for bed.

Brain: lol, you have to pee.
Brain: It's too hot!
Brain: It's too cold!
Brain: Why can't you get comfortable?
Brain: That's better.
Brain: And you have to pee again.
Brain: Hey, remember that time you did that very embarassing thing?
Brain: And you forgot to do your homework.
Brain: Do penguin have knees?
Brain: What's that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
Brain: Na, that's just the cat.
Brain: No, seriously, do penguin really have knees?
Me: SHUT UP FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Brain: ...
Me: ...

Brain: ...
Me: And btw, penguin do have knees, I googled it.
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My brain, when I want to go to sleep: Brain: Ok, time for bed.

21 faves · 2 comments · Apr 14, 2013 4:20pm

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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
Haha I was reading this and I was like"Yeah but do penguins have knees?I'm so not sleeping tonight..."Thank God you answered my question! haha.I'm so weird :)
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
Yeah, 'cause I saw a quote saying 'do penguin have knees' and I just couldn't sleep because I couldn't tell. I didn't want you to suffer, so that's love right there.
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