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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    "F*cking” is one of those f*cking words you can f*cking put any f*cking where in a sentence and it still makes f*cking sense.

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    You know your name doesn't exist on Microsoft Word when tne red wiggly line comes under your name...well that's exactly what happens to my name all the time on Word...

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Fnazztastical: (adj.)
    Fantastic, snazzy, and magical,
    Normally used to describe people who follow mamacal8

  4. johnnywaffles123 johnnywaffles123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    Calamity

  5. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    Nyctophila Love of darkness or nightFinding comfort or relaxation in the darkness

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    • bold or italicize what applies to you.
    APPEARANCE:
    I am shorter than 5'4".
    I have many scars.
    I tan easily.
    I wish my hair was a different color.
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    I have a tattoo.
    I wear glasses sometimes.
    I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    I have more than 1 piercing.
    I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    I've sworn at my parents.
    I've run away from home.
    I've been kicked out of the house.
    My actual parents are together.
    I have a sibling less than one year old.
    I want to have kids someday.
    I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    I'm in school.
    I have a job.
    I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    I almost always do my homework.
    I've missed a week or more of school.
    I failed more than 1 class last year.
    I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    I've fallen in public.
    I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    Disney movies still make me cry.
    I've snorted while laughing.
    I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    I've glued my hand to something.
    I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH:
    I was born with a disease/impairment.
    I've broken a bone.
    I've had my tonsils removed.
    I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    I had a serious surgery.
    I've had chicken pox.
    I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    I've gotten lost in my town.
    I've seen a shooting star.
    I've wished on a shooting star.
    I've seen a meteor shower.
    I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    I've been skydiving.
    I've gone skinny dipping.
    I've played spin the bottle.
    I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    I've crashed a car.
    I've been skiing.
    I've been in a play.
    I've met someone in person from the internet.
    I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    I've sat on a roof top.
    I've played a prank on someone.
    I've rode in a taxi.
    I've eaten Sushi.
    I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    I've gone on a blind date.
    I miss someone right now.
    I have a fear of abandonment.
    I've gotten divorced.
    I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    I've snuck out of my house.
    I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    I am keeping a secret from the world.
    I've cheated while playing a game.
    I've cheated on a test.
    I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    I've consumed alcohol.
    I regularly drink.
    I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    I take anti-depressants.
    I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    I've hurt myself on purpose.
    I've went to bed crying.

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    Keep your head up.
    keep your heart strong.

  8. Mhoro Mhoro
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 12:29am UTC
    Friday is my second favorite F word.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    i wanna experience myself in 3rd person. i wanna see how much i hate myself

  10. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 5:52am UTC
    One Smile, Can Start A Friendship
    One Word, Can End A Fight
    One Look, Can Save A Relationship
    One Person, Can Change Your Life!

  11. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    "It’s amazing how words can do that,
    just shred your insides apart."

  12. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    superalafragalisticespealadocous
    IT SHOULD
    BE THE
    LONGEST
    WORD IN
    THE DICTIONARY!!

  13. Vikrant Vikrant
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:19am UTC
    "Keeping a woman to her word is like trying to hold an alligator by its tail." ~ Vikrant Parsai

  14. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 7:40am UTC
    Dont get burned twice by the same flame.

  15. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    I need, I love, I crave,

  16. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    You're in my psyche, and Ima find you wherever you might be, rescue, I'll grab, I'll hold you tightly

  17. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    It really doesn't matter if we stay firm If we stay strong, love stays long!

  18. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    Let time stop, let space turn

  19. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    I love you forever and a day more!

  20. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    I put my right hand on my chest no money in the world can pay for

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