Me: *Creeps downstairs to eavesdrop on parents' convo*
Dad: So do you want to do it?
Mom: Only if you're up for it.
Dad: It's been a couple years since we did it.
Mom: Yeah, it's been a while. But what about Anna(me)?
Dad: We'll just have to be quiet.
Mom: *sexually* I don't think I can be quiet.
At this point I'm throwing up in my mouth...
Me: *Runs in room screaming* You guys are sick! I'm scarred, seriously, my life is ruined. I'll never think the same way about se.x again!
Parents: *Burst out laughing*
They're both holding freaking Wii consoles in their hands, Just Dance 4 is on the tv screen.
Me: What the-
Mom: Psych!
Dad: Sucker, you fell for it. We knew you were listening.
Me: . . .
Mom: Now, tell me, how did you used to think about se.x before?
And that's literally how my night went. I'm not even kidding. My parents are craptards -_-