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Best Whyyoudothis Quotes This Month

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:46am UTC
    boy: hello lizzy
    me: ♫ aruba, jamaica, oooh i wanna take ya ♫
    boy: what
    me: (accompanied by manic tribal dancing in his general direction) ♫...bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama ♫
    boy: you know what? i'm not going to bother asking you to explain that. let's go get food.

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 4:26pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when people have up links on their profile and the links don't even work?
    Like, seriously.
    I was gonna stalk you on Instagram but now I can't because the link to your instagram account a'int working so now I can't stalk you.

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