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  1. wishystar wishystar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    oh my f.cking god.
    I JUST SAW SUCH A FREAKY AD.
    IT WAS A FAT WOMAN SQUEEZING HER BELLY.
    SHE HAD BLUE HAIR.
    WHAT.
    WITTY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

  2. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    How the f.ck do some girls get boyfriends so easy like do you just make them in your basement or what

  3. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:04am UTC
    MCR broke up.
    anyone know if the rumors are false?

  4. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    *gets top quote*
    me : *cries* oh my god! i'd like to thank-
    *music starts playing*

  5. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    mom : why are your grades falling?
    me : gravity, mom

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Me when I'm really tired: What is life even. Whut even is this.

  7. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    I hate two-faced people,
    I never know what side to slap first

  8. Biatch Biatch
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 11:59am UTC
    “We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.”
    ― Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

  9. ItsJustChey_* ItsJustChey_*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Mint Gum + Cold Water =
    Coolest feeling ever.

  10. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    That mysterious piece of glitter
    That always seems to show up and get randomly stuck on your face.

  11. Olivia* Olivia*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    The prettiest smile
    Hides the darkest secrets
    The prettiest eyes
    Cries the most tears
    And the kindest hearts
    Are the hearts most broken

  12. Gabrielleaudrey* Gabrielleaudrey*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 11:45am UTC
    A glow in the dark star fell from my ceiling today; I ran around the house screaming,'the sky is falling!' for a full hour

  13. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    I was doing a photoshoot with my friend in a movie theater parking lot and this man came up to us and just told us all these facts about seagulls.

  14. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    heLP WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A GUY PUT'S AN x AFTER SOMETHING

  15. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    This love is out of control,
    3. 2. 1.
    Ready to go...

  16. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Do what i say c:
    Scroll down
    Further...
    Scroll Up.

  17. xdanibaybeex13 xdanibaybeex13
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 3:54pm UTC
    I haven't been on this since 8th grade and I'm now in 10th. It used to be, you had to get like 500 likes on a post to be in top quotes and now you only need 30. Ahhh those were the days. If anyone's reading this, follow me on my tumblr: chaseourdemons.tumblr.com

  18. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 1:00am UTC
    My formatting be all: #nomakeup

  19. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 5:56am UTC
    it's 6am.
    i have yet to sleep. 😳

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