Weirdos Quotes

Blurryface.*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 5:45pm UTC

Are all my friends two-pole or what?

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Sammich51
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 11:52pm UTC

"Only naughty girls go on the carpet, Rocky."
"Wait, then why haven't I gone on the carpet?"
"Oh shut up, John. I was talking to the puppy.. Jeesh."
Some friends are just complete weirdos... Like John.

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artsylilacs
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 8:47pm UTC

actually,
i'm glad i'm different.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:32pm UTC

That moment when your
teacher says, "Pick a
partner", you give your
best friend the s.exiest
pedophile look ever

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lilster62
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 10:44pm UTC

No matter where you at
No matter where you go
I'll be watching you through the window!
Saying oh oh oooh oh!
No where to go!
[My friend] radio- hot chelle rae
Parody

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Witty Wife: stayxstrong

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:23pm UTC

please don't tell me my friends and l
are the only ones who make cat noises in school.

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RejectedGamer
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 5:54am UTC

©RejectedGamerFormat
{ "People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice." }

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Epicawsomegirl
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Hi I'm new to Witty. Any advise?

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AEleanore
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 12:36pm UTC

Hey! I noticed that you're a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo too!
But we can't let anybody know,
...They're a bunch of weirdos.

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Bringmethebitches*
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Just so you all know, I am the strangest possible human being you will ever meet....

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BreKee15
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:58pm UTC

My parents are walking around the house talking in british accents saying things like
"Shall we move the couch governor?"
"Why, I think we shall."

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