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1. TheCovertComic
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2018 5:38pm UTC
   A stopped watch is morally right *every* time of day.
   
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2. iLL-Legal Alien👽*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2014 2:01am UTC
   Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches.
   Wristwatches got replaced by digital watches.
   Digital watches then got replaced by mobile phones,
   which we keep in our POCKETS.
   
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3. kaylalynne62610
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2013 11:02pm UTC
   she watches her life fall apart first,
   then she falls apart with it
   
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4. capsized*
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 4:06pm UTC
   time flies when you’re throwing watches
   
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5. katie_danielle
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 6:15pm UTC
   Death sits in the chair across from me and watches.
   Death sees but has no eyes.
   Death knows but has no mind.
   We often sit together at night.
   Death has one move left.
   I have none.
   
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6. writtenrain*
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 4:07pm UTC
   I just realized this.
   Wristwatches were created to replace pocket watches, but now everyone just uses their phones. The best part? Phones are kept in people's pockets.
   
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