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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 5:05pm UTC
    “ We have this weird
    thing in the world
    where you don't get
    insulted for what you
    do, but for who you
    are. ”
    ( John Green )
    "GAY is NOT an INSULT"|Vlogbrothers
    Amenah's format

  2. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    "You can't know what an experience will mean to Future You until you are Future You."
    ~John Green

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    When you're furious with you're parents or you think they're terrible, just remember: You vomited on them and they still kept you! - John Green

  4. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Boys you don't want to date
    Boys who don't
    like smart girls
    Format by Breeze
    "So in fact, the circle of boys you don’t want to date is larger than, but entirely includes, the circle of boys who don’t like smart girls."
    -John Green

  5. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    John Green cooks food with 3-year-old son, Henry...
    John: You take the celery, and then you add like, peanut butter and raisins and it's called "ants on a log."
    Henry: I don't want peanut butter on it!
    John: You don't want peanut butter on it?!
    Henry: No!
    John: What are you, a Communist?!
    Henry: Umm...yes!
    John: You are?!
    Henry: Yes!
    John: That's a surprise...but you know what? I'm just happy that you're politically engaged at your age, I think that's great.

  6. SeaTurtle29 SeaTurtle29
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegtable?
    Barakoli

  7. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Gentlemen...
    nerd girls are the world's greatest underutilized romantic resource.
    -John Green

  8. Kamileon Kamileon
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 12:21am UTC
    We can build worlds with words. We can tear worlds d
    o
    w
    n
    -Hank Green

  9. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    How do you make an octopus giggle ten giggles?
    You give him tenticles.....
    (ten tickles..... hah)

  10. oceanonfire oceanonfire
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    I fell in love the way you fall asleep: first slowly, then all at once.
    -John Green

  11. VestFest VestFest
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    "But i believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that everybody gets to keep there eyes, or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last as long as your life does"
    -Iaasac

  12. oceanonfire oceanonfire
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    DfTBA
    (Don't Forget To Be Awesome, Nerdfighteria)

  13. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.
    ~John Green

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