Best Urbandictionary Quotes Ever

Chicken_Nuggets
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October 3, 2013 5:38am UTC

Most people have relatable and cute Urban Dictionary Definitions of their name, Then There's me:
Minnie: Noun: Alternative spelling to mini when refering to female genital parts.
1: She's gone commando and her skirt is so short, that when she bends over you can see right up her minnie!
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doublesidedice
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January 27, 2013 9:12am UTC

Does this describe me? Found it under my name on Urban Dictionary.
1. A small, spunky, happy, very excited person with lots of energy and an incredible amount of enthusiasm and creativity. Makes friends easily and with anybody. Usually found with associating with the best friends ever. Can hold long, hard, and fast grudges; not someone to be messed with. But if you are lucky enough to become close with an Elyssa, you will never be bored
2. A spunky happy girl always has a good time and you can never be bored or sad when your around elyssa. tends to have a bad attitude and not the girl you want to mess with. she is a loving girl and will love anybody who shows they care for her and love her.
3. A gorgeous girl. Who has great style and a beautiful sister that everyone loves

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GlassHorizon
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May 8, 2013 6:34pm UTC

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Witty Profiles
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Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!
so the urban dictionary made me laugh.

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teamJesus4ever
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February 5, 2013 5:42pm UTC

This is Urban Dictionary's definition of Peasant:
Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."
I'm marrying urban dictionary just because of this definition!

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*Yours Truly*
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September 2, 2013 3:42am UTC

1. Go to Urban Dictionary
2. Type in your name in the search.
3. Enjoy reading awesome things people say.

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