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  1. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:37am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 6.
    *Reads 2011* Twothousand eleventeen

  2. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:36am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 5.
    If you wanna commit .., this really is the place.

  3. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:33am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 4.
    Putting in effort is too much effort.

  4. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:32am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 3.
    "I almost cried."
    "Almost? You wére crying."

  5. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:31am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 2.
    Earthquakes only happen to bad people

  6. Charlie* Charlie*
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    April 14, 2020 10:31am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 1.
    Well you guys are lucky to have an economy! ...holes.

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2015 8:00pm UTC
    My mind is a warrior.
    My heart is a foreigner.
    My eyes are the color of red like a sunset.

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2015 7:55pm UTC
    I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes.

  9. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2015 12:25am UTC
    because if i was going to go somewhere, i'd be there by now
    and maybe i can let myself down
    and i'm thinking i'm unaware, i keep my feet on the ground
    and keep looking around to make sure i'm not the only one to feel low

  10. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 7:16am UTC
    and i don't get waves of missing you anymore
    they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes

  11. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    I don't get waves of missing you anymore
    They're more like tsunami tides in my eyes

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    going for walks in the park at 12:30 at night and doing stupid stuff is pretty much the best part of uni.

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 4:44am UTC
    Three assignments to do,
    a quiz next week, exams in a month,
    still haven't gotten a job,
    I'm out of booze, have no money
    and had my last smoke this morning.
    send help.

  14. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    Lately, many adults have been forcing the idea of my future career down my throat. And while I certainly understand where they are coming from in that, I believe they are missing the fact that I am but the tender age of fourteen. I am at currently a point where I can't remember half of my life, yet I am supposed to plan out my next fifty years.

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
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    March 29, 2014 2:38am UTC
    Staring at the 'To Do' list on the door of my fridge, then at the bottle of Jim Beam on top of my fridge...
    Decisions, decisions.

  16. han* han*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    I DON'T GET waves OF MISSING YOU ANYMORE,
    they're more like TSUNAMI tides
    in my eyes

  17. kmarie3 kmarie3
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:52am UTC
    I don't get waves of missing you anymore

  18. fighting_to_live fighting_to_live
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    I just met my uni conditions.
    I actually got in.
    Things are starting to look up.
    I can't believe it:DD
    ( I don't know how the education system in America works, but in Scotland you start uni at about 18, so don't worry I'm not like a 50 year old pedo:p)

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Me: Say some words that start with 'uni'
    Friend: Unise.x, unicorn, unicycle, unibrow
    Me:My dad can ride a unicycle
    Friend:My dad can ride a unibrow

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Researching uni fees and on-campus accomodation.
    Holy mother of God, this is gonna be expensive.
    One uni choice is out, cause waaaay too much.
    That one was my favourite uni too :'(

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