Unfortunate Quotes

Dishonored*
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July 12, 2016 12:28pm UTC

my aunt broke my car door. which resulted in me breaking my phone. which means I have to spend every dime I earned to fix both of those things. all because I was a good person and lent someone my car.

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basorexia*
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September 30, 2015 8:53pm UTC

What do rules, promises, and hearts have in common?
They're all meant to be b r o k e n.

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basorexia*
posted a quote
May 13, 2015 6:05pm UTC

I try not to open up to anyone,
But everything is getting so hard.

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ThatAverageGirl
posted a quote
December 5, 2014 5:10pm UTC

I've always thought that it's ok waiting for a guy
because one day I'll be beautiful with boys wanting me
but the more and more I wait
the more I realise it won't happen

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Lizzayy*
posted a quote
November 4, 2014 12:14am UTC

Texting people is so scary like you're taking a risk by trying to talking to someone and there's always a chance that they won't even reply.

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Lizzayy*
posted a quote
October 12, 2014 1:01am UTC

It makes my job very difficult if I am trying to stalk you and all of your accounts are private.

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OutrightAwesome
posted a quote
April 17, 2014 11:24am UTC

"Libraries were full of ideas - perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons."
- Throne of Glass, Sarah J. Maas

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OutrightAwesome
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April 17, 2014 11:23am UTC

"We all bear scars. Mine just happen to be more visible than most."
- Throne of Glass, Sarah J. Maas

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Geoff
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November 29, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Pain is genderless.

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bluebanana17
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 6:35pm UTC

i hate it when someone tells you that they love you with all there heart just to find out you dont feel the same way

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:22am UTC

I guess you eventually wake up and realize that you wasted your time. The people you thought you needed most turn out to be anything but that, they simply stood in your way; they made it impossible to develop new relationships and move on to better things. Unfortunately, you only ever realize this after it’s too late
and everyone else is long gone. (MG)

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Today at my cross country practice I was making bunch of Satan jokes.
So I told my coach that to run faster during the races I pretended I was Satan's spawn, and I had to run away from all the exorcists behind me or else Satan would be released from my soul.
Then we were doing a workout on the track so I told her I could only run in the 6th lane because of 666. So at the end of practice one of the freshman goes to me and she says, "You know worshiping Satan is really bad." So I had to convince everyone that I'm a Christian, and I've come to the conclusion that no one understands my sense of humor...

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punklife
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Where did I go wrong and it's hopeless journey called life? As time Fades so does my judgments. Why do I do the things I do? To feel loved and wanted. The feeling at times I have been deprived of. The unfortunate cycle of addiction is seemingly storming my way as I need the control of self-help that has been wisped way by the evil the winds of destiny. If life has a purpose, I better find out, Sooner than later

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

The best thing about shark week
Is the fact that someone put a dead, smelly shark under one of the seats in a New York City subway, and the train car had to be evacuated <*))))><

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InspireCreateBecome21
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 11:22am UTC

Honestly I wish I could forget you.
Forget how you strolled right into my life,
Forget how you stole my heart from the start,
Forget how you broke me to pieces,
Forget how I don't matter now
Forget everything.
About the old us.
About you.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:50am UTC

Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured periodically that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 9:34am UTC

For in every ill-turn of fortune
the most unhappy sort of unfortunate man
is the one who has been happy.
- 'The Cuckoo's Calling'

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InspireCreateBecome21
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 1:11am UTC

Nice people always finish last.

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bluebanana17
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:37pm UTC

i'm okay that other girls hit on you...
i'm just sad that you
love it so much :(

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:31pm UTC

My life
is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.

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