Uk Quotes

MiLkx
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 5:41pm UTC

xx
"i'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound,
and hair all over the place."
the 1975
xx

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 12:24am UTC

UK- We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"
USA- WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

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music_saves_people
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 12:20pm UTC

3 teens self-harm per hours in UK.
In 2003 24.087 were hospitalised
for self-harm in Australia.☁
3 000 000 american self-harm.

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 1:44pm UTC

There's going to be a hurricane in the UK over the weekend... Sh/t!
Nope, not having a mini panic attack at all.

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BarelyLegal
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 7:03pm UTC

" i'm broken , "

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zer0*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 11:05am UTC

THE CHAV PRAYER
Our father, who are in prison
mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
sports as is it in Poundland
give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those
who give evidence
against us
and lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing
for thine is the chavdom
the Burberry and the Blackberry
for ever and ever
innit.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC

"those brits are a strange old race. they show affection by abusing each other, will think nothing of casually stopping in the middle of a fire fight for their 'brew up' and eat food i wouldn't give to a dying dog. but fùck me i would rather have one british squaddie on side than an entire battalion of spetznaz! why? because the british are the only people in the world who, when the chips are down, and it seems like there is no hope left, instead of getting sentimental or hysterical, with strap on their pack, charge their rifle, light up a smoke and calmly and wryly grin 'well, are we going then, you wánker?'"
- an american soldier's words about the british army.

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:16pm UTC

One thing I’ve learn is that you should never look back. The past is dead and buried. You get nothing from living there. It’s all about today. But I’ve been having these dreams. In them, nothing’s real. Nothing’s solid, everything’s fantasy.
An illusion

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Dear Will and Kate,
If William is 100% royal, and Kate is 0% royal, does that ,make your son a half-blood prince?
-Severus Snape

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thisisthestoryallabouthowmylifegotflippedturnedupsidedown
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Okay, time for a little geography lesson...
I suppose no one will read this but I'm gonna say it anyway because it really annoys me when people don't realize this:
England = one country.
Scotland = one country.
Wales = one country.
Together, they make up Great Britain.
Great Britain is not a country.
Northern Ireland *not the Republic of Ireland*
is a region/province of the UK.
The Republic of Ireland is not in Great Britain or the UK,
nor is it ruled by them.
Great Britain is the name of the island.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (The UK) is the political grouping of countries under the sovereignty of Queen Elizabeth II.
England is a constituent country in the UK along with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
Okay? Thank you.
Sincerely,
a very p-ssed off English girl.

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Sandie
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 12:31pm UTC

UK: *22°C*
UK: THIS HEATWAVE IS KILLING US OMG
America: ...
Australia: ...
Saudi Arabia: ...

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^_^*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 2:58pm UTC

"I smell weed" is probably the most used sentence in
the UK.
nmf.
G

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Did you know that in the UK X Factor
you have to be sixteen on or before February 1st to audition?
Harry just made the cutoff.
If he was born one day later,
he wouldn't be in one direction!
*le me*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/860278f48f691a05e16e8683349c0a14/tumblr_mfcdmfztkl1s146xco1_250.gif

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everythingiseeis1d
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:29pm UTC

white lips
pale face
breathing in
freedom

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:47am UTC

You're insecure. I know what for.
It's because you lost the Revolutionary Wa-a-ar

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The_Sky_Is_Falling*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:15am UTC

I like how Britains like to
make comments about all
American's being obese because
of statisics, but yknow the UK isn't
that far behind, b.tch.

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 4:48am UTC

I'm not a fan of One Direction,
but I like they've done for me.
Now if I ever want to go to the USA or Australia
My accent will be Worshiped

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC

UK Grading System:
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34 F
US Grading System:
100-93 A
92-90 A-
89-86 B+
85-83 B
82-80 B-
79-77 C+
76-74 C
73-70 C-
69-67 D+
67-65 D-
64-0 F
UK-1, America-0

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Starwars
movie in the UK yay i'm so happy!

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