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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  2. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    pros to being a jellyfish-
    ur cute n beautiful
    you never have to go to college
    ur parents dont judge u
    ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
    whats a gender
    u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
    cons to being a jellyfish-

  3. LukeeyBrooks LukeeyBrooks
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:05am UTC
    Dont poke me on facebook
    dont missionary postion poke me
    dont poke me standing up
    just dont poke me at all
    if you do
    i'll find you
    and kick you in the throat.
    FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!


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