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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
   i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
   glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
   
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2. Marrcus
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   pros to being a jellyfish-
   ur cute n beautiful
   you never have to go to college
   ur parents dont judge u
   ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
   whats a gender
   u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
   cons to being a jellyfish-
   
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