Tomato Quotes

Rawrsome
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March 10, 2014 1:17pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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BravoSierra
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February 12, 2014 1:16pm UTC

If a tomato is a fruit,
is ketchup a smoothie?

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Haters my Hate but Toe may Toe.
lul

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Most girls don't know how to
quit with a boy or how to confess their emotions to them.
I don't even know how to
talk to a boy, let alone just looking at one without
turning into a tomato
Format by cosima2

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 12:41am UTC

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Leah *
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Laying in the sun for an hour and a half= tomato me.

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Charlie*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 1:40am UTC

I hope that my crush really falls on me today.
Like they always do in Anime's.
But then my head is like a tomato -.-

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JustNodandSmile
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April 3, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Person: ...
Me: ...
Person: ...
Me: ...

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guptanikhil088
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April 1, 2013 7:18am UTC

Mother: Hurry up with cutting the tomatoes! You're taking forever.
Me: I do quality over quantity. I chop them neatly.
*Mother gives the death stare.*

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:02pm UTC

There was once a family of tomatoes.The little tomato was not as fast as the dad and the mom tomato.The dad stepped on the little tomato and said, "Ketchup."
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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:58am UTC

I feel bad for
the tomato..
•
We're always here thinking "Who are
we?" "What group do we belong to?"
And then the tomato is just like ... "I
don't know if I'm a fruit or a vegetable."

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hiimbob
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC

one thing i hate most
is the nandos tomato sauce bottles
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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