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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:38pm UTC

When you press the wrong button on the computer
And you just freak out and get mad at the computer

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 6:02pm UTC

*Thinking to myself*
I do not love him anymore
I totally do not love him anymore
He is such a jerk
I don't deserve to be treated like that
He is super mean
I can not forgive him for breaking my heart
He is so rude
How dare he ignore me
I am so over him
*The next time I see him*
Omg I love him so much
He is totally the one

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 3:41pm UTC

let's play a game called
see how many weird looks i can get upon leaving my house

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC

me: *wears band merch to school*
parents: i give up
teachers: ...
popular kids: what are you wearing is it satanic
quiet kids: um. nice shirt...
the one kid who gets it: i like your shirt

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:10pm UTC

if I’m ever talking to you and suddenly go quiet and/or just fade off into nothing until I eventually just go offline it’s just because I’m terrible at conversations and after like two hours, i don't want to be like UUEEHHFFHFHFH BYYEEE

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 12:26pm UTC

that one wittian that faves all your quotes but doesn't follow you

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Me: *on witty for two months*
Me: WHAT DOES NMQ AND NMF MEAN?!
Brother: *walks past me on computer*
Brother: Is that a site with quotes and stuff?
Me: Yeah...
Brother: What does nmq mean? Not my quote? Nmf? Not my format?
Brother: *walks away*
Me: ...how did I not see this?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:39am UTC

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Watching YouTube videos.
Friend: Samisnotonfire?
Me: Omg, please stab me repeatedly in the face.

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josie*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Remember me?
I was your friend,
when you were single.

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