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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 7, 2016 9:51pm UTC

my sense of humor: the quick beep when
someone swears on reality tv.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 1:55pm UTC

Pros and cons of boys:
Con: They're dícks
Pro: Their dícks

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
January 4, 2014 8:22pm UTC

Some Rules
-You can cry wherever the bloody hell you want to.
-You can cry whenever the bloody hell you want to.
-You don't have to cry to be sad- no tears do not equal no sadness.
so
-there isn't a direct correlation between how sad someone is and how much they're crying.
-It's perfectly acceptable to want to collect your tears in a jug and pour them over the person/thing that has upset you.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
December 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC

The sad truth is that we're all missing someone. And
hoping that wherever
they are,
they're missing us
back, too.

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icanttakeitanylonger
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 3:38pm UTC

tonight we'll sail
to the edge
of the
world
and watch
the stars
fall
down

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:11am UTC

*they're
*you're
learn it
feel it
believe in it

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 9:40am UTC

*during a second grade spelling bee*
teacher: ok, spell 'there'
student: could you use it in a sentence please?
teacher: certainly, 'they're playing over there with their toys.'
student: ..um...

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
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February 7, 2013 7:22pm UTC

A true friend will always pick you up after you fall...
Right after they're finished laughing.

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