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DeathOfASon
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August 30, 2013 11:13pm UTC

me accepting compliments:
"omg thank you"
"aw thank you"
"omg ily"
"ily omg"
"aw thank you omg ily"

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:58am UTC

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”
There is no in between.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

My family shouldn’t trust me around pizza.
I just ate 5 slices and I still want more.

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DeathOfASon
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July 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC

this had better be the summer
where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:47pm UTC

never let me play a game with a customizable character
because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:23am UTC

Hilltler: goddammit i said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews"

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:26am UTC

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure
but has stuck around anyway

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:45pm UTC

if you ever feel bad about yourself
just remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate so just remember that okay

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:31am UTC

no mom i can’t do the dishes
it’s been 5 months since MCR broke up

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 11:48am UTC

the best moment in literary history
is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 11:06pm UTC

*looks at boys my age*
wow way too young for me

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:29pm UTC

switching on your computer
before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:12am UTC

going on vacation?
Forget checking your work schedule. check your period schedule.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:37pm UTC

do u know the benefits of having friends
that dont want to go to concerts or learn about new music? there are none they suck

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 11:10pm UTC

You are so sexy, girl.
I can’t wait until you’re eighteen. I’m going to sign you up to be in the military.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:46pm UTC

why are my parents always like
“go to bed." i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:26am UTC

realizing you didn’t like someone
as much as you thought you did is so upsetting yet satisfying at the same time

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:01pm UTC

The Happy birthday cats on Witty.
You can never fully appreciate them until you see them for yourself.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:32pm UTC

If we’re dating I will get you
sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 1:12pm UTC

i dont have a good side
im just equally ugly all over

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