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DeathOfASon
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September 15, 2013 11:17am UTC

do you ever just secretly quote song lyrics
in your school work and no one knows except you

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 10:03am UTC

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:43am UTC

So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:20am UTC

In social issues class today our professor
held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:12am UTC

going on vacation?
Forget checking your work schedule. check your period schedule.

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DeathOfASon
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August 30, 2013 11:13pm UTC

me accepting compliments:
"omg thank you"
"aw thank you"
"omg ily"
"ily omg"
"aw thank you omg ily"

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DeathOfASon
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August 30, 2013 11:10pm UTC

You are so sexy, girl.
I can’t wait until you’re eighteen. I’m going to sign you up to be in the military.

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DeathOfASon
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August 24, 2013 8:46pm UTC

always remember
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
you’re special

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 11:43am UTC

90% of my problems would be solved
if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fullck down

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 11:28am UTC

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground
so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:38am UTC

My mom says that if this gets 500 faves
she will do nothing because she has no idea what faves are or how witty works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:31am UTC

no mom i can’t do the dishes
it’s been 5 months since MCR broke up

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

My family shouldn’t trust me around pizza.
I just ate 5 slices and I still want more.

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:26am UTC

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure
but has stuck around anyway

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:23am UTC

Hilltler: goddammit i said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews"