Best Thetruthofit Quotes This Week

DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 12:38am UTC

My mom says that if this gets 500 faves
she will do nothing because she has no idea what faves are or how witty works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube

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DeathOfASon
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September 15, 2013 11:17am UTC

do you ever just secretly quote song lyrics
in your school work and no one knows except you

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 11:43am UTC

90% of my problems would be solved
if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fullck down

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:20am UTC

In social issues class today our professor
held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

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DeathOfASon
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July 28, 2013 1:34pm UTC

If I was famous
I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:31am UTC

plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:46pm UTC

always remember
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
you’re special

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:19am UTC

billtch I'm too tired to slap you.
bash your face against my palm.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:03am UTC

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:22am UTC

What if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Nail Polish
On fingernails: Lasts a week
On toenails: Lasts two decades

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:43am UTC

So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 11:24pm UTC

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:24am UTC

I removed the tag on my bed
that says "do not remove" and now the cops are rolling past my house, I'm freaking out!

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DeathOfASon
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August 4, 2013 2:30am UTC

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody
cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

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DeathOfASon
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August 23, 2013 11:28am UTC

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground
so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:55am UTC

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

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DeathOfASon
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August 5, 2013 11:49pm UTC

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:50am UTC

Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured periodically that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

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