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1. absent *
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2014 9:16am UTC
   You can block me, but you can't block my swag.
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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2. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 7:50pm UTC
   WHEN I WAS
   A YOUNG BOY
   MY FATHER
   TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
   TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
   HE SAID
   listen here you lil shît
   lemme tell you one thing
   I'm the real slim shady
   
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3. awesomenessandahalf
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC
   Dad: will the real slim shady please stand up
   Me: no
   Me: I'm too lazy
   
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