The Princess Bride
Prince Humperdinck: To the death!
Wesley: No, to the pain!
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that saying.
Wesley: I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand, you warthog face bafoon.
Prince Humperdinck: I think that is the first time that a man has dared insult me.
Welsey: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose with be your feet at the ankles, then your hands at your wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: Then my tongue. I suppose I killed you too quickly last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate now.
Wesley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be you left eye, followed by your right eye.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I know. Let's get on with it.
Wesley: No, your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing you hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in you perect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means i leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Wesley: It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.
Drop your sword.
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