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frozen_heart
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January 6, 2015 4:27pm UTC

Has anyone else ever been so scared they started crying?

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livelaflove
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August 6, 2014 11:02pm UTC

"Idiots are not very smart."
- My Father

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bigbootycutiee_13
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March 11, 2014 10:29pm UTC

"when you wish on a star, you're actually a few million years too late.
that star is dead.
just like your dreams"
thank you dad

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greyskies
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October 15, 2013 7:27am UTC

My dad just told me I'm getting fat.

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concepts*
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July 3, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Sister: "Hey did it hurt when-"
Me: "I fell from heaven? Yes, yes it did."
Dad: "What'd you land on?"
Me: "Must have been something pretty bad to end up with a face like this."
He just laughed.

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ribcaged
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June 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

i'm actually putting in credit whoa guys no but seriously, keep all the credit here! please keep this little tidbit too - thanks.
despite and our disputes
and the times where i've sworn i hated you
you've done a pretty good job
at raising someone not too embarrassing
✿ thanks dad ✿

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dolph*
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June 12, 2013 2:36pm UTC

"haha i fuc.ked ur mom last nite"
"shut up dad"

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wittyfreak136
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May 16, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Me: I'm having breathing problems again
Dad: Well then don't breathe
Me: Thanks, dad

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Baileylovespie
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March 25, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Me:I'm ugly
Dad: No
Me: So I'm pretty?
Dad: I didn't say that
yoloooooo

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