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AgainstNoOne
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February 7, 2017 4:05am UTC

You're really an adult when you talk to your friends about doing taxes. Haha

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Raxin
posted a quote
June 1, 2016 11:57pm UTC

How stoned
was the guy who thought
"so we can tax it"
was a good argument for
decriminalizing pot?
quote and format by Raxin

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crimson24
posted a quote
February 9, 2016 12:34am UTC

There are no refunds on life.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 20, 2016 7:18pm UTC

literally the only adult thing I
know how to do is taxes. lmao.

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Steve
posted a quote
January 20, 2015 11:50pm UTC

It was well remarked by an intelligent old farmer, ‘I would rather be taxed for the education of the boy, than the ignorance of the man. For one or the other I am compelled to pay.’
— Southern Cultivator, January 1848

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:01am UTC

"I don't get why people get so
upset about taxes being deducted
from their paycheck. They still get paid."
lol do you even have a job? It's a pain
in the a.ss to work hard, and not see
all of your paycheck. If you only work
a few times a pay period then yeah,
it's no biggie, but if you work 40-50
hours a pay period, the amount taken
off could equal up to two days of work;
two days of work you aren't getting paid for.
Well, at least that's how it works for me.
I didn't see $73 of my last paycheck, which
is over two days worth, two days I didn't get paid for.taxes suck a.ss.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:46pm UTC

Girls' skirts are like taxes.
Everyone thinks they can't get any higher, but they do.

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everythingiseeis1d
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Things I didn't learn in school:
-how to do taxes
-how to vote
-how to write a resume
-how to make things look professional
Things I learned in school:
-linear equalites
-mixtures
-Pythagorean Theorem
Things I learned online:
-how to break into your own car
-how to use an elevator without stopping
-how to open a locked door
Do you want me to continue or do you get the point?

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