Taurus Quotes

Etsimaresei
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May 15, 2016 6:18am UTC

The signs in a gang team
Aries: The one who starts every fight with other gang teams, great at fighting.
Taurus: The one who has everything they need; food, weapons, spray etc.
Gemini: The one who is sent to be a member of other gang teams just to give their actual team info.
Cancer: The one who drives them out of trouble.
Leo: The leader who gives instructions to EVERYONE.
Virgo: The one who drives them to the place of the fight.
Libra: The one who is sent to make everyone be with their side.
Scorpio: The best fighter. EVER.
Sagittarius: The rebel that never follows the leader.
Capricorn: The one who has almost every single plan.
Aquarius: The crazy one who makes graffities everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Pisces: The one who other teams make fun of for being cute but ends up fighting the sh*t out of them.

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Etsimaresei
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April 24, 2016 2:17pm UTC

The signs when at school:
Aries: Argues with someone, make it be the teacher or another kid.
Taurus: Eats in class.
Gemini: Is on their phone all the time, but somehow manages to have average grades.
Cancer: Average student, waits till the lunch break to get out of there.
Leo: Either the best or the worst student, there's no inbetween, talks to everyone near them.
Virgo: Very good student, pays attention and hates it when they talk to them.
Libra: The best at Maths, probably the only subject they're good at.
Scorpio: Plans about killing someone.
Sagittarius: Draws on the tables, probably flirts, copying machine.
Capricorn: Very good student, gets great grades and hates it when others copy them.
Aquarius: Sleeps.
Pisces: Nobody really knows.

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Etsimaresei
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April 24, 2016 2:04pm UTC

When the signs hear strange sounds from the basement:
Aries: Goes to see what it is.
Taurus: Freaks out a little, but if it stops, they just continue their popcorn.
Gemini: Texts someone for advice.
Cancer: Screams, cries or says: Hello? Anyone in there?
Leo: Grabs a knife or something and stays for some time near the basement, just in case.
Virgo: Tries to understand what it is by hearing the sounds.
Libra: Gets a text from Gemini.
Scorpio: Gets ready to fight and goes downstairs.
Sagittarius: Is probably the one making the sounds, so yeah.
Capricorn: Ignores.
Aquarius: Tries to stay as far as possible.
Pisces: Cries, scared, way too confused.

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Etsimaresei
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April 22, 2016 1:28pm UTC

WHAT THE SIGNS THINK AT FIRST IN THE MORNING
Aries: I'm gonna punch anyone who woke me up.
Taurus: BREAKFAST. NOW./5 more minutes...
Gemini: Let me wake up my twin brother/sister...
Cancer: I don't wanna wake up! *cries*
Leo: I look awesome! AGAIN!
Virgo: WHAT AN AWESOME DAY!
Libra: I'm not balanced? *Screams*
Scorpio: Who woke me up? I'm gonna murder y'all...
Sagittarius: *Falls down of the bed*
Capricorn: Good morning everyone! *Holds feelings inside and they explode*
Aquarius: Well, whatever...
Pisces: Wait... DID WE HAVE HW? OMG, I FORGOT!
IS IT ACCURATE?

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sleepy
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January 19, 2014 11:12pm UTC

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astrology with sleepy
the most glamorous sun signs
♈ — Aries
♉ — Taurus
♊ — Gemini
♌ — Leo
♎ — Libra
♑ — Capricorn

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BryonyTheGreat
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October 6, 2013 7:42am UTC

Trying to guess peoples starsigns just to see how well we would get along.

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Kayak2014
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August 3, 2013 9:29am UTC

Yay my little blue car, Enrique, is getting fixed today!:D

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