Table Quotes

Glarrin_Oliver
posted a quote
May 13, 2016 8:36am UTC

“It's hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you're on a losing one.”
― Cara Bertoia, Cruise Quarters - a Novel About Casinos and Cruise Ships

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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7year-hole*
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January 10, 2014 10:06am UTC

Don't allow your loyalty to become slavery.
If they aren't appreciating what you bring to the table, move on.

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appleloop*
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December 27, 2013 5:40pm UTC

*seductively lays on a table*Hey bab-*table breaks*I'm so sorry...

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mtndewhm*
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September 24, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I was dropped as a baby.
On a wooden table.
You thought this was going to be one of those jokes, right?
It's not.
I was seriously dropped.

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Fαy Στylες*
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September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC

my chem teacher set the table on fire today what a great first day of school

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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August 5, 2013 11:54pm UTC

when you lose a fight :
......
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`▭´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

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Kat0001
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August 1, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me the table and chairs are bullies and the the wall gets in my way.

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musiclover5234
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June 2, 2013 7:41pm UTC

(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Wowgamerzzz 2 weeks ago 66👍
Put. The. Table. Back
XMeowMewX Answer to Wowgamerzzz 5 days ago 61👍
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Wowgamerzzz Answer to XMeowMewX 1 day ago 18👍

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HannahLovesYou123
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February 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Me: *bumps foot onto table*
Me: I'VE BEEN SHOT TELL MY MOTHER THAT I LOVE HER

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LeaBia14
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February 23, 2013 3:39pm UTC

"Hi would you like a table?" "No not at all, carpet for 5 please"

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Alexwise
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February 19, 2013 8:37am UTC

Hostess: Table for one?
Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AM I RIGHT?
Hostess: ...
Me: ...
Hostess: ...
Me: Yes, one please.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
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January 30, 2013 7:52pm UTC

In a resturaunt, "Would you like a table?" "No, A lamp for 5 please."

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