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  1. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:19am UTC
    SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

  2. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Hey, I have an idea.
    Instead of using Witty to complain about your life - because, let's face it, no one on here cares about anyone else's problems; we're all too self-absorbed to even worry in the slightest -, why don't you just buy a journal?
    Or, instead of trying to get "faves" and sympathy from other people over the fact that you're "suicidal," why don't you get real help? After all, what's 1,000 faves going to help if you really do want to harm yourself in any way?
    It all come down to the fact that if you're really thinking about hurting yourself, or you just need to vent about life's frustrations, you need to seek help in the real world, not suck attention and pity from people who do not give a d amn on the Internet.
    Your quotes about "depression" and such were blocked for a reason. This website wasn't made so a bunch of twelve-year-old girls could whine and complain about how they want to cut themselves over some boy wouldn't give them the time of day. I understand the fact that people, people on here even, struggle with depression and thoughts and/or actions of self-mutilation, but Witty Profiles is not the place to talk about it.
    **also, if you're going to leave a stupid comment about how much you disagree with this or how you struggle with any problem listed above and you think i'm an awful person, don't.
    if you think i actually care, you're wrong

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    My mom: What do you want for dinner?
    Me: Swag with a side of swaggie.

  4. AskingAlexandriaSWS AskingAlexandriaSWS
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:34am UTC
    PEN1S

  5. BandPerson BandPerson
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:13am UTC
    I'm a disaster,
    I'm a wreck,
    I'm hopeless,
    I'm broken,
    I'm difficult,
    I'm
    weak,
    I'm a mess.
    But,
    I'm trying.

  6. ItsOkToBePerfect ItsOkToBePerfect
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Swiggitty swag
    You're a fa.g

  7. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    #yoloswaggie

  8. CancerousLust CancerousLust
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone
    and go to random college campuses late at night,
    and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves
    and i’d walk behind them
    and put my hands over their eyes
    and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me
    and they’d be like
    omg
    and then i’d say
    “no one will ever believe you”
    and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

  9. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with 'swag' and their duckface girlfriends, too.
    It was the Yolocaust

  10. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:22am UTC
    swag.

  11. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    When I laugh it sound like I'm crying

  12. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Me on the last day of school: FUHK YOU,AND YOU ,YOU'RE COOL.., AND YOU. I'M OUT

  13. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    I hate when I'm walking in the hallway and someone is walking right in front of me but they're coming towards me and instead of moving so we can both walk, they stand and wait for me to walk.

  14. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    I always have the feeling that I'm losing something.

  15. shufflesisters shufflesisters
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    just because im
    swagalicious

:)

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