if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone
and go to random college campuses late at night,
and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves
and i’d walk behind them
and put my hands over their eyes
and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me
and they’d be like
omg
and then i’d say
“no one will ever believe you”
and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight