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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 11:30pm UTC
Friend: "Do you have a bathroom?"
Me: "No, we sh/t outside."

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mollifers123
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August 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC
"Did you get a haircut?"
"No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

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hippychic2lovetheworld
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July 11, 2013 12:56pm UTC
SECURITY: Did anyone go through your bag without your knowledge?
ME: Uuuuhhhh, what kind of a stupid question is that???? How would I know if I had no knowledge of it??!!!

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InsertAliasHere
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March 9, 2013 12:09am UTC
Do you think its a
coincidence that our
fingers can fit up our
noses?

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